Welcome my little spy ones, my name is Mr. Kadobi and I am your teacher.
There are 100 steps and rules to becoming a spy Jedi and no, you are not ever getting a lightsaber or a gun.
I will only be teaching you 5 steps today because I have some Jedi business to do.
1. No, you do not need to have a black outfit.
2. Do not let your personal feelings get in the way of life and your career.
3. Do not let top secret Jedi stuff fall in to the wrong hands.
4. No mater what do not join the dark side.
5. I have to go now
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